Rough Hands = No Masturbation

I had a good night last night.  The day may have started off badly, but it ended... well... that blog post is forthcoming.

But for the rest of this weekend I'll be sanding a deck, just like my dad threatened.  It sucks too... my hands hurt so much and are so dry from the sawdust that I doubt I'll even be able to use them to jack off.  So guys: what are your favorite sex toys? After today, I'm going to need one... a REALLY big one... or twelve...