Hi! I Have A Boner

Hi, I'm Marc, and I have a boner. It's not my fault, really. I'm just overly excited about this blog and what it finally means. Last week was my 18th birthday (April 9th – a week to the day), and I've been planning for almost a year now what this would mean for me.

I grew up in a very religious home, but I've been attracted to men for as long as I can remember. I know, I know, same old story, and I'm sure there are a million other blogs and a million other people who have experienced the same thing I have. The difference, I think, is that for a year I've been planing my sexual freedom and I've made some decisions about what the number 18 will mean for me.

See, I'm not going to blog about my sorry life up to this point, about how I hadn't had sex until last weekend, or about the years and years of masturbating and trying to hide the towels and stained sheets from my mother, who undoubtedly went to our religious leaders over the salvation of my soul every time she found a crusty tube sock. Instead, I'm going to blog about my decision to have sex. Lots of sex. Sex anywhere and everywhere I can get it.

I've talked to a lot of older gay men who wished they had sex in their high school locker rooms, or with their college roommates. They were so far in the closet at 18 that they missed out on all the opportunities to peak at dick at the gym – and they have regrets. That won't be me. My goal is to take every desirous look, every wanton glance (thanks, Mormon church, for teaching me the definition of “wanton”), and every curious guy as an opportunity to get laid.

And I'll let all you stupid fuckers who screwed up your own lives, or are still screwing up your lives with feelings of guilt and shame, live through my experiences (and thank you, by the way, for fighting so hard for gay rights. I do understand that it is because of you that I can even start a blog like this. So I hope it brings you some sort of satisfaction).

But before I tell you about losing my virginity, I'm going to plug safe sex and sex education. See, I have a sponsor. The guys over at Porn and Brownies have been helping me out, talking to me about the best way to do this blog, keep myself safe, etc. They're also helping me out with college in exchange for the occasional plug, so go sign up. I actually lost my virginity at a Porn and Brownie party – and while some people may see that as sad because it wasn't with “my first love” or with “someone special” I'll remind them that while I do hope for a “relationship” some day – I'm 18-fucking-years-old. And I've been repressed, saving myself for my 18th birthday, planning exactly how I wanted to do this. So give me some credit, and cut the shit – you all wish you lost your virginity to three hotter, experienced gay men while eating brownies and watching porn.

My dick is throbbing just thinking about it. I'd better go take care of that.

Feel free to ask questions, post comments, or request hookups blow... I mean, below.  Hookup requests must be accompanied by a dick pic and a face shot emailed to me, lol.